Oh Dear. You seem to have stumbled upon the lair of a repressed mind. Trapped and hidden inside the frail body of an idiot, dark forces have released it and showed it where the web was...
and now it wants to play ...

Whose page is this?

Well actually it's mine. I'm Malcolm Campbell and this is the overflow from my brain. Please feel free to look about but be careful of what you tread on. It could get messy in here.

Who am I?<

Answers on a postcard please.

Postcards from the edge...

Okay then, I'm 23 years old and have just graduated from Kent University where I spent an entertaining four years loafing. I'm here because a crazy Italian (Hi Maurizio!) told me that I should be and I didn't like to argue.

What do I do?

Very little. Or rather as least as possible. In between these periods of slacking, skiving, sleeping and my part-time job as a couch potato I have managed to fit in a few other things.

Primarily I socialise. This is actually a form of group-skiving, whereby a collection of friends gather together and invent different methods of avoiding work.

Fortunately we ARE creative

So far I have a degree in Classical Civilisation (go figure), and I'm currently studying at Nottingham Uni for a Masters in English. Things are enjoyable at the moment and I'm learning a lot of new stuff. Some of it may be of immense value to me in later life.

I keep busy with a lot of reading, mostly uni-related at the moment but I chose a subject I enjoy and the texts are fun. I get to study medieval fictions of love and rhetoric amongst other things. Otherwise I'm a big sci-fi buff, but will read just about anything, except romance trash and westerns. I get out once in a while and go caving, otherwise whilst at Nottingham Uni I have started archery and fencing which are great fun, as is trampolining.
I have a daughter, Amy, who is three now. She is a scary little creature though she apparently takes after me quite a lot. I think that all kids are trouble at this age though. Which doesn't really explain why I help out at a nursery here..
Okay, well I suppose I like kids, and my daughter being back down in Kent still (and I miss her dearly), is probably the best thing in my life.

In fact I would say definitely the best thing, and right now I have a lot of good stuff going on :o)
I have a great girlfriend, who sadly lives in Brighton, though the best things come to those who wait. And am de-stressed for the first time in quite a while. Generally, I'm chilled. There is only so much stuff you can deal with, so I just ignore the stuff outside of my control and play about with the stuff that I can.